It is difficult to explain why we have come to Las Vegas at this time of year. I figured, wrongly, that since it was technically autumn, maybe the temperatures would be suitable for humans. What a dope I was. Today we got a reprieve from the 106 degrees of yesterday. It was merely 105 today.
We took showers without needing the water heater because our water supply hoses pass through the outdoors on the way to our trailer and that alone was enough to provide nice, warm showers without being required to crack the hot water valve. Before the temperatures got up to the inferno stage, we hopped in the truck and went to a place called Hash House a Go Go where they served us very tasty and amply-sized breakfasts. Their strawberry jam was shitty but everything else was great. Without drinks, the bill came to around $35 so it ain’t cheap but we ended up taking some breakfast home with us for consumption when we are less likely to pop.
Peggy also shot into the local Costco for coffee and Irish Cream while I circled the parking lot avoiding the terrible drivers and parking space trolls who had the entire lot in gridlock. Peggy has a notification on the phone that dings when she spends more than $50 so I know exactly when to start making my way to the store exit to collect my spouse and her loot. Since we have a terrific air conditioning system in the truck, I only felt compelled to scream at a few of the tangle-inducing trolls and didn’t feel like killing any of them.