{"id":2834,"date":"2018-05-01T17:42:24","date_gmt":"2018-05-01T17:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/?p=2834"},"modified":"2018-05-07T17:53:56","modified_gmt":"2018-05-07T17:53:56","slug":"may-1-im-a-gimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/?p=2834","title":{"rendered":"May 1  I&#8217;m a gimp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tYesterday I awakened and my disgusting body was in revolt, attacking my knee. I don&#8217;t remember doing anything strenuous in the days leading up to yesterday (or almost any days before that) but my pesky mid-leg joint has laid me low. I am sure it irritates my beloved spouse while I convalesce without doing any sightseeing.<br \/>\n\tI will limp around the outside of the trailer because I need to dump the waste tanks today but it will take me a while to spaz my way to the discharge point on the driver&#8217;s side of the trailer. I am sure my sweetie will allow me to lean on her as I address this vital task.<br \/>\n\tI hate being physically prevented from doing what we want. I hope my gamey knee heals up pretty quick because I have already lost patience with geezerism.<br \/>\n        Got some visitor pix. Click<a href=\"https:\/\/photos.app.goo.gl\/dsJs7G2KoXNbXXU56\">here<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I awakened and my disgusting body was in revolt, attacking my knee. I don&#8217;t remember doing anything strenuous in the days leading up to yesterday (or almost any days before that) but my pesky mid-leg joint has laid me &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/?p=2834\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2834"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2847,"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2834\/revisions\/2847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ramblingrv.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}